I think I’m pretty much committed to drawing a buff dude every week for the rest of my life now.

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EVERYONE! Buttersafe Expo 2013 is finally here, and it’s coming up fast! It’s happening on Saturday, August 31st! Check it out here!

For those of you not familiar with Buttersafe Expo (BSX), it’s a thing we do every year where we eat pizza. Ideally, we will eat pizza with YOU! We will be at Round Table Pizza in Pinole, California, and we’d like for you to join us! We will buy you pizza and soda and there will be a chair you can sit in. How grand!

However, if you are one of the billions of existing human beings that aren’t near Pinole, California, fear not! The idea of BSX is to eat pizza with nice people, and those nice people don’t have to be us! Wherever you are on August 31st, you should eat pizza. Eat it with friends, family, or if you’re a nice person, you can just eat it with/by yourself! It will be enjoyable, trust us. If you’re feeling extra social, use the BSX site to create a meet up, and if there happen to be any Butterfriends in the area, they can come and eat pizza with you. It has happened before, and it could happen again!

In conclusion: PIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

-Alex